Former Smiths singer Morrissey who collapsed on stage with breathing difficulties yesterday has died at the Great Western Hospital in Swindon .The 50-year-old fell to the floor during a performance of his former band's song This Charming Man at Oasis Leisure Centre to rounds of applause from the crowd who said it was the best thing he had done in years.
Doctors found 4 pints of semen in the singer's stomach and a gerbil up his rectum.
The pop singer who is based in Rome claims he can no longer live in a Britain he believes lost to an "immigration explosion".
The racist funt said:
"The change in England is so rapid compared to the change in any other country.
"If you walk through Knightsbridge on any bland day of the week you won't hear an English accent.
"You'll hear every accent under the sun apart from the British accent.
"The British identity is very attractive, I grew up into it and I find it quaint and very amusing."
Ok he may not be dead yet but he is still a twat!
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4 comments:
Old Knudsen does like to have a laugh!
I'll send the Mozzerati round....angry men with vegetables and flowers will pummel you to death for this......
Don't be silly, we all know it would be fat girls, and girls can't throw, especially fat girls with scabs on their arms from trying to trim off their bingo wings, oh no wait, because they're emo or goth or whatever wanna-be thing those crazy kids are calling themselves nowadays.
Unless you're getting some millies around with half-bricks, that is.
He's undead right.
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